Holly: Someday I would love to hear "Beers in Heaven." 16. I'll come visit you. Creed: [from outside the conference room] Hey, it's the kid! » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » O » The Office. And you'll visit me. 03. Pam: I wouldn't go if things weren't so solid with Jim. Which is what we refer to in the business as "misleading the shareholders." 12. Last Goodbye Lyrics: This song is the 96th song of the Undertale OST. Contact Me I just- [Michael slams conference room door in his face]. 04. Here we go. I'm going to set my watch alarm... And... [watch beeps]. Jim: Oh, thank you. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? I did not. Nepotism Don't move a muscle. No, he's not... Is he? The Convict Jan: ...Not to. 26. Take Your Daughter to Work Day Did I Stutter? Look! 15. I am going to be doing something I wrote specifically for Toby. Toby: [Michael hands him a present] Wow, thanks, Michael, I... Michael: Can I just say that, of all the idiots, in all the idiot villages, in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend. 16. Jim: Well we all want a good party, right? Webisodes – Kevin’s Loan 02. Jim: I know. Branch Wars The Chump Michael: Did you see that! Hey, I can take either side of the bed at this point. Michael: [voice straining] I'm just worried about my friend. There is simply no money for anything other than a cake and to develop a few more slides... although Toby won't be in them. 15. 03. It's the temp! [all watch fireworks display; scattered applause and cheers; Darryl's band plays soft music]. Let's start with the "I love you" level. The Job, 01. Feel no pain! Welcome to OfficeQuotes.net, the comprehensive source for every line ever said on NBC’s The Office. Michael: Like a beach blowout? Pam Beesly: [over the phone] Hello is this Dwight? But it turns out they built these great new condos there, so, this could be me, right around, uh, where the trees used to be. Suit Warehouse Michael: Exactly. Michael: Wow, Kevin, really? Night Out Jan: No, no no... it's not just any sperm bank. Andrew and Ellen Bernard. Written by Paul Lieberstein and Jennifer Celotta, and directed by Paul Feig, the episode first aired in the United States on May 15, 2008 on NBC. Michael is determined to make the … 08. I just meant I wanted to pay to have fireworks at the party. [dials and hands Jim receiver], Jim: [clears throat] Right to voicemail. The Delivery A Benihana Christmas The Meeting How long does it take to get in? Holly... You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath of her. Casino Night, 01. And then all the other prisoners are gonna be like, "Damn! Andy’s Play 19. High quality Goodbye Toby gifts and merchandise. Michael: Yeah. The first time we kissed even, was right outside, and... Look, all I'm saying is that you can get to know someone really really well, like I did, right here at work. [Michael, Toby, Holly, and Pam exit the conference room] Hey! Michael: The two levels being, uh, "Welcome to Scranton"... Jim: Okay. Another good term is "fraud." This is just temporary, we'll build. 19 February 2019 (English Script) Script Stats. During the prank he pretends to steal a client from Dwight, a throwback to Dwight's stealing a client from him in Diversity Day. Kevin: No, I-I brought my money. Michael, there's something that you need to see. 14. It's only two hours away. Pam: I don't know, I just, I really thought Jim was gonna propose tonight... Holly: So you missed something really big. Kevin: Yeah. Michael: Oh, okay. Ben Franklin Michael is on a high because it's a moment he's been waiting for since he met Toby, but his excitement shifted when he learned he'd have a … It is played during the Kickstarter bullet hell credits at the very end of the True Pacifist ending. Angry Andy Ryan... Oh my God. I will reprogram my phone to go to my office phone. Okay, you know what? Directed by Paul Feig. Phyllis: Kevin, take your shoes off first! Fifty-five, sixty-five, okay, you have seventy-five cents. He's at the supermarket and he needs me. Toby: Thanks... [Hank is standing next to Michael] Really, Michael? Why don't you go home, and come back for the party? 24. [to Kevin] Is this why you called me down here? <-- Back to List of Shows Episodes that do not have the entire transcript will be highlighted in red. 14. Toby Mavis Diesel Bertie (cameo) Terence (cameo) Sir Topham Hatt (mentioned) George Carlin: Mavis is a diesel engine who works for the quarry company shunting freight cars in their sidings. Cafe Disco Do you wanna take a little look? New Guys Dream Team Special Project I don't want to say goodbye by Teddy Thompson . Cool! Toby: I made it this far, right? Pam: Guess who just got into the Pratt School of Design. But thank you though. Angela: You always do this! Kevin: [everyone exits the building to find a carnival-themed party in the parking lot] Woah! Michael: Every year, my sweet, sweet grandmother sends me a check on my birthday for fifty dollars. Best of Toby - Full Script is Pikachufreak's idea. 02. 08. Michael: There is a raccoon in the car, Dwight! 13. 23. You are not talking to Dwight right now. It's amazing, actually. Holly: Yeah, I know, that's why I'm here. Michael: [listening to "Crash Into Me" on his computer] Hmm... Jim? Webisodes – The 3rd floor The Search Goodbye Toby! [cheers and applause] But the real reason that we are here, is to say goodbye to a guy who we will probably never ever see again. I nearly fell asleep when he gave me a tour of the files. Jim: [office phone rings at Jim's desk] This is Dwight. So-I know. It's better than I ever. Hot Girl, 01. You have to come down here. We're in the middle of a party. Work by Sir Edward Rupert of the Finer Things Club, check out more of my work! It's pretty good, right? The Alliance 15. I did not cheat on you. 18. [knocks over Darryl's keyboard], Andy: Angela, will you do me the honor... of giving me your tiny hand in marriage? The rest of the office is under the impression that his last day will be the day after, so Michael tries to get out all of his goodbyes that day before he heads to the airport. Michael talks to and/or gives gifts to every member of the office before he leaves. Performance Review Michael: So are you in down this weekend? Jim: Yeah, who'd have thought? I appreciate your help, but I can't... Jim: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Hope you find your paradise... Pam: Don't tell him I said this, but I always thought he was kinda cute. The Farm It is recommended to add the complete transcript. Initiation But, honestly, I need to make this one count. But how well do you remember the season 4 finale? That is... a psyche. I like it! Jim plans to propose to Pam at the party, but gets out-staged. Here's the full script to Best of Toby, which is released on July 24, 2007. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Dwight, I want you to look at Holly right now. 24. [to camera] So here we go, just a matter of hours now, until his horribleness has left the building. Angela: [to Phyllis] Well, I hope you had fun today, because you're never ever throwing a party again. Goodbye, Toby! 18. @officequotesnet The effort and care that goes into them is amazing. Dwight’s Speech Um... Holly: [as Yoda] Pass curvy metal piece, you will. Jim Halpert: Yes it is. [Kevin nods] Okay. Moving On 24. Angela: But so far we only have two pictures of him. What the hell is going on here?! 05. 10. Goodbye Toby is an alternative folk rock band from Philadelphia, PA Yeah. Goodbye Toby! What did I say? Michael: Thank you. The Promotion Pam: Oh, thank you! No! Jan: Oh, that's really good. Phyllis: Hi. 13. [applause] You know what? Pam: Absolutely. Just have a thought. Michael: ...Yes, I am. [they glance over at Kevin subtly, who is stifling a giggle]. Sexual Harassment I don't know, I was thinking of maybe going off-campus somewhere, getting some dessert, or... Michael: Oh, um, well, you know what? Toby: This is a picture I’ve been carrying around in my wallet for about six years. Dwight: But our, our elevator doesn't require a pa... [gasps]. 09. 07. Miss Angela Martin, will you please join me onstage? Michael: It was hard. I have to think about it. [everyone is crowded around Jim's computer], Creed: It's the temp! 18. Doomsday Fundraiser Gettysburg Michael: Yeah, that's true. Goodbye Michael Holly: Someday I would love to hear "Beers in Heaven.". Phyllis: Can I get a list of your vendors? Dwight: He's here on a special work program. Holly: Oh... [laughs along] Nice, I've never heard that one before actually. Michael: Oh, hey. Baby Shower 03. So, that means you could get anything up in the top row. Thanks For WatchingSong is not mine, song was edited from original by me.The Officeby Ricky GervaisStephen MerchantDeveloped by Greg Daniels Jim: Absolutely. 04. Phyllis: Sorry, Michael, I don't think they're real. Holly: Bye. 12. You are talking to Jim. Product Recall 19. Thanks. Classy Christmas [looks at the change in his hand] Okay, let's see... fifty... Oh, this is a button. 04. Pam: I don't know, I didn't read it carefully, I just saw "congratulations" and I skimmed the list, I saw my name, I came in here to tell you and get a snack. That was it. Michael: Well this is it. Gay Witch Hunt Michael: [hides his face from Holly; whispers to Toby] I'll kill you. The episode where we watch Michael fall head over heels for Holly (and of course, throw an amazing going away party for Toby!). Holly: Um, I-I brought the binder. 12. Two Weeks Michael: You know, I should make you a mix. Andy: Mr. Andrew Bernard... it's got a nice ring to it. Holly: Oh, thanks. Wow. Which one's Kevin? His Theme - Toby Fox (Undertale) Five Night's At Freddy's (Fnaf) La Campanella - Franz Liszt Requiem Of A Dream - Lux Aeterna La Campanella - Franz Liszt Comptine d'un autre été - Yann Tiersen Evil Morty's Theme - Rick and Morty Canon in D - Pachelbel Goodbye Moonmen - Rick and Morty Despacito - Luis Fonsi Megalovania - Undertale Health Care She is cute, and helpful, and she really seems into me. Close. And if I'm being too alarmist, then so much the better for the already wonderful "Goodbye, Toby." 16. 22. Jen Celotta can even make me laugh when she’s answering questions about an episode! I'm not going anywhere. 07. Business Trip 09. It doesn't matter. Holly: Not bad. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Your job is to make the office lame. Pam: I'm gonna to miss Toby. Michael: Just, I'm fine. Dwight and Meredith haze the new HR woman, Holly. 04. Look man, I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but you know what? 02. Michael: If the Devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would you have? Jul 24, 2019 ... Getting started with Node.js, Installation and basic scripts. You know what that is? 8 Their Connection At Toby's Goodbye Party. Michael is still a bumbler, but he's a recognizable, understandable bumbler. So you can keep trying to push me out of this place, but guess what? or: How I learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Shadow Dom ... Toby Cox. [runs out of the office]. I just logged it in right here, so... Ryan: All right, try to be a team player here, Jim. Dwight: [into Jim's headset] This man is an imposter! It was love at first see with my ears. Tallahasse Read, review and discuss the entire Goodbye, Mr. Chips movie script by Terence Rattigan on Scripts.com Dunder Mifflin Scranton is planning a going-away party for Toby before he leaves for Costa Rica. The script that was shown of events and dialogues on Pokémon X • Yas it was written byCillian Darcy and Colin Lloyd Pendergast. How did you know that? Ahh!! Test your knowledge with our quiz! [hangs up and exhales sharply]. Uh, well, Jan didn't believe in showing affection, so... sometimes I don't know how to react when a girl touches me. Michael: Yeah. Hannah Brown August 11, 2020, 3:28 pm 136.8k Views. Vance Refrigeration guy: Hey Mrs. Vance, we're all out! I think ‘Goodbye, Toby’ had the funniest Phyllis moments. 11. 10. I am here to see you off. Fan Love Buy 'The Office Goodbye Toby Episode Script' by Lord Rupert Everton as a Canvas Print Order by Dec. 10 to get weirdly meaningful gifts by Dec. 25. Michael: Oh, okay. Michael: Ferris wheel's pretty cool though. Junior Salesman 05. Holly: Oh, no, that is so sweet. Koi Pond [music stops] I was waiting for the right time to do this, and I can't think of a better time than right now, with the music playing, and all our friends around, and fireworks going off... My parents are here! Meredith: One, two three- [takes picture] One, two, three- [takes picture]. 14. But you don't say that out loud, and you definitely don't say it to her. 18. 08. Toby: I'd like to introduce you to my replacement. Michael: Okay, well, this will not do. 20. Ooh, I would never have treated her so bad when I was outside of prison.". It's... and it's-in fact, it's right next to that little breakfast place that you like in the city where you can draw on the tables. Kevin: Yup. Thanks so much! Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet. There are certain days you know you know you will remember for the rest of your life, and I just have a feeling that today is one of those days. 17. 03. Michael: Hi. Michael: Well, we know that Toby thinks she'll be great. After Hours Ohh. Jim: Actually, I think I am. Jim: Yes, we are still dating. [overdramatically] Acting! Laying a base... Jim: There you go. Phyllis’ Wedding Toby: No, uh... [shouts] Does anyone have a camera here? He also forwards Dwight's office phone to his own office phone. Gossip 02. Business Ethics Diwali 09. 21. 23. Free Family Portrait Studio, 01. I am so deliriously happy... Michael: Because you're pregnant, and because it obviously happened when we were together. The Secret And only one of us can be the winner. Woman over speakerphone: What do they do exactly? I'm gonna wear my hottest track suit, and get my hair done, and then be like, "Hi Ryan." So Ryan, to give the impression of sales, recorded them twice[/b]: once as office sales, once as website sales. Michael: Well, it was love at first sight. Test the Store Description. Well, actu-too soon. Fine. Fifty years, she is the best. I'm gonna bring you the catalogue. Release Date & Language. Michael: You cheated on me... when I specifically asked you not to? Goodbye Toby! Do not do business with him! Roy’s Wedding Webisodes – Subtle Sexuality Come on, get it out. That's great. That part's gonna suck, but it'll be great. We have a nice, modest party planned, and then you come in and demand the world. Creed: What is wrong with this woman? We can get that out to you immediately. Ryan, you got a hot ex-girlfriend. 10. D&D Beyond China Women’s Appreciation The Inner Circle 09. Have an original thought. Christening And guess what? And you can think that. Yeah. 15. I-I have been steeped in anticipation. Michael’s Last Dundies 21. You should go to the Glider Diner. I've been working out. You never touched my Propecea, or my Accutane, did you? Broke Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Toby's goin' away! Kevin: Yeah, Michael, I'm at Gerrity's. 05. It'll be fine. Ask Stanley about that. 23. In what episode did Toby's return set Michael off? Livin’ The Dream Jan: If I was 22, and I had lots of time to have lots of children, then sure, let's let Michael have a shot at one of 'em. It aired on June 21, 2011. 07. Pam: Oh look, they're starting. 22. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Cocktails Phyllis: Hey, Kev, I need you to do me a solid and go buy some more barbeque sauce. Ugh. Episodes that are unformatted will be highlighted in yellow. 07. So, naturally, I paired it to my headset. I mean, first days are always the hardest, right? This is very boring stuff. Michael: Sure. 13. Spooked Dunder Mifflin Infinity See ya! Back at corporate, Ryan is arrested for fraud. Stairmageddon Pam: Is Jim gonna propose tonight? The Target Ultimatum You can let yourself be upset. 21. Supertramp? Counseling Holly: Stop. Holly: No. I'm just reading it out loud. Finale, Webisodes – The Accountants Hey, this ain't no bigger. No wonder the talking heads are always so great. 15. Grief Counseling Actually, it was-no, it was when I heard her voice. All rights reserved. 13. I'm holding it together. Ohh! 10. [they chuckle] Oh... Holly: So... You know, somehow after all those ribs, I'm still really hungry. Previous=Trust Thomas Transcript Next=Toby's Tightrope Transcript Here's the full transcript to Mavis. The Whale Michael: What the hell is going on here?! Here ya go. Sex Ed Fun Run Goodbye, Toby. Jim: No way! Like a runner's high. And we have an eternal struggle, you and I. No, you shouldn't- [Holly knocks on Michael's door]. [takes out note cards] I just have some questions that I was gonna ask. Dwight: N-nothing you need to know the details of. 09. Everybody, I want you to look at Holly right now, and maybe if you look at her deeply enough, you will see what I see in her. Michael: No no no no no. I feel so much better. 05. Let's get to the cabin. Pam’s Replacement Michael: Hey, what's the group that was from Scranton that made it big? Garden Party Links, 01. Kevin, I'm really proud of you. Holly: Well that is a very safe place for them. Meredith: Okay. The real crime, I think, was the beard. 12. You know what? Um... What gives-what-what gives you the right? 13. 10. You know, I'm gonna sell the movie rights. Holly: Oh, it was a pretty good company, but I just couldn't see a future there. He's outta here! Jim: Yes, we do have that. From the most popular “that’s what she said” to the most obscure quote you’ve never heard of, you’ll find it here. Booze Cruise I mean, the first time we joked around was at my desk. The Return Goodbye Tooo-by! A little old-fashioned hazing. [takes off his shoe; hums; takes out cash from shoe]. Dwight: Because she... stinks... with her... ways... and her... head. by. I'm not gonna be in town. Phyllis: Oh boy. Michael: [singing, screaming into the mic] Come tomorrow, feel no pain! 08. And down the road, if we have a family, I couldn't go then either. I'm really looking forward to sitting down with you and finding out more about what you do here. That's true. He's outta here! Toby: Well, we still have to do the exit interview. E-mail Surveillance In 2006, I searched for a funny line from an unknown … Have you seen the baler? !function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)? Michael: I bet. See ya! [Holly freezes; Michael laughs] No, you can drink-you can finish your drink and then I'll-okay, I'll be back. 23. Michael: [on microphone] Alright! [she unlocks Holly's car], Dwight: Okay, here we go. So, I have no idea how you, [he sits on the floor] how you sit like that. Thought you had gone home already. The Seminar Follow. Jan: Look, I don't know what you're gonna be doing tomorrow, but I have my Lamaze class in Allentown, and um... you could come. Here, Michael, you can court her as you get to know her, you know? Again, the company has allotted for this training-one day. Tell Fater. 14. Casual Friday I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE. Toby! [hangs up] Such a nice woman. That's awesome, man. [laughs nervously] Yo-da. 06. I was told to ask for a Mr. Flenderson? Turf War 12. 07. Why do you think? Jim: Would you do me a favor and connect me to Ryan? Michael: I have done things like um, "Beers in Heaven.